Second Time AdSense Rejection: How to Laugh it Off and Move On (Without Throwing Your Computer Out the Window)

 

Second Time AdSense Rejection: How to Laugh it Off and Move On (Without Throwing Your Computer Out the Window)

Congratulations, you've been rejected by AdSense not once, but twice! It's like being rejected by the same person twice, but worse because it involves money. But before you crawl into a hole and never look at your website again, let's take a deep breath and laugh it off. 

After all, there are worse things in life, like stepping on a Lego or accidentally sending a screenshot to your crush.

First things first, let's figure out why AdSense rejected you this time. Was it because you didn't read the guidelines? Or maybe because your website looks like it's from the early 2000s? Whatever the reason, take a deep breath and let's fix it. And by fix it, I mean hire a professional to do it for you. 

You're not alone in this rejection club, so it's time to call in the experts. Just make sure they're not the same ones who rejected you in the first place.

But if you're feeling brave and want to tackle it yourself, there are plenty of resources out there to help you. Just make sure you don't spend too much time Googling and end up watching cat videos instead. Trust me, I've been there.

Now, let's talk about alternatives to AdSense. 

Have you tried selling your soul to the devil? Just kidding, don't do that. But seriously, there are other ways to make money online. You could try affiliate marketing, sponsored content, or even selling your own products or services. The world is your playground, or at least your backyard. Just make sure you have a good sprinkler system to avoid any legal issues.

And if all else fails, just keep creating awesome content. Eventually, the money will come rolling in, or at least slowly trickling in like a leaky faucet. 

In the meantime, enjoy the process and don't take it too seriously. After all, laughter is the best medicine, unless you have pneumonia. Then antibiotics are the best medicine.

So, my fellow rejected AdSensers, don't give up just yet. There's a whole world out there waiting for your content, and who knows, maybe AdSense will come crawling back to you like an ex who realized they made a mistake. But if they don't, who cares? You're still awesome and hilarious, and that's all that matters in the end.